A woman placed a personal ad:
“I’m looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run away from me, and is good in bed.”
The woman receives many responses, and finally, one of the suitors shows up at her door.
The man rings the doorbell, the woman answers, and he begins his plea:
“Ma’am, I don’t have hands, so I can’t beat you.”
“I don’t have legs, so I can’t run away from you.”
“Alright, but how do I know you’re good in bed?”
“Well, with what do you think I rang the doorbell?”
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